After spending the morning being bored enough to take pictures of myself having breakfast, I then became REALLY bored and read the manual to my phone system. (It’s convenient to blame my weirdness on boredom.) This caused me to actually activate it’s PBX-like features and set up a small voice menu. You can call and leave me messages at 618-465-1018 or 409-515-0555. Don’t expect a human to pick up - none of the extensions in the house actually ring.