Oct. 26th, 2005|10:56 am: Irony: Moving the washing machine and dryer into storage, getting rust from the bottom of the machines all over my hands, wiping my hands on my pants and shirt, needing my pants and shirt washed, no longer having a washing machine and dryer to wash them with. Maybe that’s not irony, but I’m better than Alanis Morisette at coming up with examples.

Yesterday, SBC’s automated voice recognition system said to me, “You just said ‘no’. Is this correct? Please say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ now…” I snickered as I said ‘yes’ to it, which confused it even more.