Cashier: “Will that be all?”
Me: “This and pump #9.”
Cashier: *blank look* “You’re on pump #9?”
Me: “Yes…that white car” I point.
Cashier: *panicked look* *blank look* *panicked look again*
Me: “Did that lady before me pay for pump #9?”

Finally she runs out to the parking lot, stops the lady from leaving and brings her back in. The lady claimed she didn’t notice that she was only charged $5.00 for gas instead of $32.00 for her giant SUV thing. Since she paid with a debit card, there was no easy way to charge me for the gas and charge her for the extra $27.00 she owed. I ended up offering to put my milk back on the shelf so I’d have enough cash for everything else since her credit card machine couldn’t just charge me. All that was pretty much the highlight of my day.