2008 Twitter Posts

For some reason, this past April, I decided to sign up for a Twitter account. Probably because I’m addicted to social networking sites since I spend more time on the internet than I do in real life. The idea of micro-blogging seems lame to me, but I still do it anyway. Enough to have made 91 Tweets in 2008.

I like following other people on Twitter too, even though I prefer actual blogging more. I’m currently following 35 people and I have 68 people following me. I tried getting my updates via cell phone, but that just annoyed me nonstop all day. So now I use a plugin for Outlook called OutTwit, which delivers all my Twitter messages to a folder in Outlook. I use Outlook all day, so it’s really convenient for me.

Also, Twitter was really cool for Defcon. During that weekend I had tweets delivered to my cell phone and it made keeping up with everyone else at the convention really easy. I’ll probably use it the same way during Shmoocon next month. Anyway, the point of all this is so I can post all my Twitter messages from 2008. Here they all are:

@Barely Do you really think people will still be dumb enough to own Zunes in 2012?
@thelinear i’m too lazy to log in/out of twitter accounts
Some wireless phone guy wants to pay me to take down an old article I have about him on my website. How tempting
Cannot stop watching 9/11 footage on YouTube
@deltapark I lost over 100lbs while I was in prison, running from the other prisoners. You should definitely talk about that.
@playingleader people say that to me ALL THE TIME! What does it mean??
@“>matthewnet N 44° 38.502 W 123° 05.338
@stromcarlson They call them “sandwich artists” at Subway, don’t they?
Stupid gym was closed “due to weather.” It’s not even below freezing tonight and there is NO snow or ice on the roads.
@thelinear everything works perfectly for me, retard
I hate admitting that I’m excited for a TV show, but OMG JUST 10 MINUTES TIL SARAH CONNOR!
My server has survived an ebaumsworld.com linking for the past week. The busiest day was 45,000 hits. No crashes. My new server rules.
A girl gave Payton her online ID today – etched into an orange peel with a fork. Which he kept in his pocket.
@matthewnet boxes. They have a small trailer attached to their bike.
I keep seeing UPS drivers ON BIKES delivering things on my street. Weird, but cool.
@thelinear you’ll be hearing from my attorney again, linear!
Taking a break from making PLA Radio 21 to go eat and get a damn haircut.
I saw John Mark Karr at the mall today. He’s a janitor there. I should get a picture so you’ll all believe me.
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” -Oscar Wilde
Just finished up some more bike geocaching. Found 4 out of 4.
@matthewnet Nah, haven’t started yet. Will in a few hours probably.
Just finished Geocache biking all over town. Did 8 total – found 4 and failed at 4. I think this was my first time Geocaching alone.
@matthewnet Am I in any way responsible for that?
@deltapark Always happy to help and/or frighten!
Why do podcasters think that doing shows in noisy restaurants is an awesome idea? There’s way too much of this lately.
What good is multitouch REALLY? Moving pictures around on a screen? BFD.
Bad timing belt in my car AND I locked my keys in the car. I win the prize! Total value: $ 382!
On the train. Girl in front of me’s purfume is KILLING ME.
@thelinear Remeber, you sound 20 lbs heavier on the radio!
I give a different name every day at the deli. Today the girl guessed my name (Mark) and was surprised when I told her she was right.
Homeless guy: Hey bud, what are you doing? Me: Avoiding eye contact with YOU!
Homeless guy: Hey bud, what are you doing?
@joethepeacock sorry to hear about your truck, Joe. That’s gotta suck.
@matthewnet definitely get a remote control keychain from www.tvbgone.com
@playingleader You got a crackberry now? Welcome to the club! I’ll teach you the secret handshake soon.
“What’s your favorite color?” “Blue.” “Okay, good, I’m not in another dimension.” My kids have weird conversations.
@hevnsnt Weird, I just listened to that episode of Security Justice about an hour ago. DC is awesome.
Can’t. Stop. Eating. Pez. Damn Halloween for making them so available.
@Barely I just use my Dremel to file mine down occasionally. Saves money.
@hevnsnt That’s the best place to get them, SO much cheaper there!
@playingleader Nah, please don’t get that idea. It was only shots.
@playingleader One that I’m afraid I can’t share. :)
Apparently I did shots with a 14yearold girl tonight
We’ve had 25 percent of the menu at the bar so far.
@playingleader I gave you a new PLA Radio this week. What else do you want??
I ate 18 packs of Pez. I love Pez. Except for raspberry. But I still eat them anyway, because they’re PEZ. http://www.signhacker.com
My penis is so long that if you layed it out on the keyboard it would go from A to Z!
I’ve been sitting on the couch for 14 hours now. I rock!
I was having an insult battle with my son and he retorted “Well, you’re a corporate terrorist!” TV is such a bad influence.
I hate when my mouth is so numb from drinking a 44oz Slurpee that it makes me sound retarded on the phone.
Important Tip: Even though Waynes World was hilarious in 1992, it’s incredibly lame by today’s standards.
I finally beat “The 100” on Desktop Tower Defense. Life is complete. Productivity is imminent.
Nobody told me there was a cover charge to 2600 tonight. I 0wned tr0n tonight. Had pizza and beer. On a train back now.
About to throw 50 superballs off the 4th story balcony
Just got my picture taken with mc frontalot.
@notmurd0c I’m calling the movie theater to have you paged.
At the penny arcade expo, waiting in line forever for a slice of pizza.
@matthewnet Moths + Movie Theater = ?? I should have the answer by this evening.
I’m in Idaho. I rode lots of roller coasters yesterday. Today, mischief.
@matthewnet Too late, I’m gone from there. I’ll bring it next time.
I’ve been sitting in an automotive shop for an hour now, listening to Christian rock. HE REIGNS! HE REIGNS! Make it stop.
Thunder and lightning tonight. This is rare here. I like it.
@matthewnet I JUST received all my twitter replies from Defcon. I had it set wrong. JUst wanted to let you know I wasn’t ignoring you.
http://tinyurl.com/5nfujq I think I need to work on my sales pitch
@playingleader I’d like to bid $5 for your job
Waiting for jason scott’s talk to start. I’m doubting I can sit through 2 hours of it.
Having quite possibly the best breakfast ever at dennys.
So messed up
Drifting between the 303 party and the i-hacked party. Holy shit, I met Grey Frequency.
Watching a live podcast in skybox 208.
At the star trek experience, experiencing the thrill of waiting in line for a really long time.
Watching the urban exploration talk. Probably gonna do the star trek ride around 4 or 5.
I’ve met two people now who like PLA but refuse to tell me who they are. I think they’re ashamed
At peppermill with rijilv and co, waiting for food
Only took me 5 minutes of defcon to bump into eljefe
I got to vegas just in time for a traffic jam.
On a shuttle, headed to the airport. Should be at defcon around 4pm if all goes well
Slurpee. Cakewalk. That’s my evening.
It’s pretty bad when I exclaim “Holy crap, gas is cheap!” when I see it’s $3.99/gallon.
I just released a new PLA Radio and I can’t find my login to update the PLA/UPL twitter. Dammit.
Good morning, starshine! The Earth says hello!
OMG, I LOVE THESE NEW RED AND YELLOW SHOES THAT I BOUGHT ON SALE AT MACYS!!!
Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? Cactus? PLA Radio.
Setting up a new server for all my sites. Soon everything will be slightly faster
I’m having a hard time understanding the appeal behind this Twitter thing
I’m twittering. That sounds gay, but I’m doing it anyway.

2 comments

  • “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” -Oscar Wilde

    I hope that whoever twittered this caught the irony…

  • oh it was you! you… YOU surely got it… right? right? you of all people surely gott it. Right?

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