I’ve been an Ebay user since about 2000. After one seller left me some odd feedback, I decided to return the favor. Then I started being weird and sarcastic to everyone I encountered on Ebay. Then that wasn’t enough, I started replying to all the nice feedback people left about me with mean and sarcastic remarks. The next thing I know, my weird feedback is being linked to by websites like Fark, whowouldbuythat.com and featured on morning radio shows around the country.
My fun ended in February of 2005 when Ebay canceled my account for abuse of their feedback system. The comments they appeared to have a problem with were the ones referring to homosexuals and the Taliban. The letter they sent me can be read here. Several days later I finally managed to get Ebay to reinstate my account by promising never to “abuse” the feedback system again.
Since then, I’ve more or less stopped tormenting Ebay users with silly feedback. Occasionally I just can’t help myself, but for the most part I keep my Ebay feedback very generic and boring. I have archived all of the feedback left and received by me during my heyday of abusing the feedback system. You can read all of it by clicking on the 2 links below.
Once you’re done reading my feedback, be sure to look at my other Ebay antics which can be found in the Ebay Menu near the top of this page. This feedback is featured in the Phone Losers of America book, along with a few of my other eBay pranks.