I get a lot of instant messages from people that I don’t know. They end up finding my IM name in some directory or on a web forum and they want to talk to me. The thing is, I’m not really that interested in talking to random people that I don’t know. 99.3% of the completely moronic messages come from AIM users. Here’s a few logs of some of the more entertaining IMs that I’ve saved…

My Tetris Profile In 2003 I created a fake profile on Yahoo. It was a profile for a girl named Susie (aka Tetris). She was single, in her mid-20