In September 2004, I saw an 18-year-old girl online that worked at the local Taco Bell. And the local Taco Bell just happened to be the one that RijilV and I had screwed with via their drive-thru radio frequencies for several weeks. You can watch one of our very last Taco Bell assaults here. So I decided to send her a message and ask her what she thought of the problems we caused.
Brad: Hey Jessica, I need to ask you a question. I don’t know you but I promise I’m not a perv or anything. I just have a quick question.
Brad: So can I talk to you for just a minute?
Brad: Pleeeeease? It’s about Herb.
Jessica: who is this
Brad: My name’s Chad. I don’t know you. I just wanted to know if you work at the Taco Bell by Eastgate. Cause if you do I have a question about it.
Jessica: i worked there for a year
Jessica: but then transfered to alton
Jessica: but i still know a lot about it cuz all my friends work there
Brad: Where you there when someone was taking over the drive-thru speakers and messing with the customers?
Jessica: yeah
Brad: I know the guy who did that. He lives in St. Louis. I was just wondering what it was like working there that day.
Brad: I hope you weren’t offended by it.
Jessica: we all were
Brad: Aww. Well I’m sorry. I guess you don’t wanna talk about it then?
Jessica: actually i’m kinda interested
Brad: I was just wondering what it was like to work there when it was happening. Was it complete chaos there?
Jessica: it was complete bullshit
Jessica: we had customers who came through and whoever it was
Jessica: said really bad things to them
Jessica: we could have lost a lot of money
Jessica: we did lose a lot of money
Jessica: a lot of customers
Brad: Yeah, I was with the person when they were doing that.
Jessica: and we had to take orders by hand
Jessica: where were you at?
Brad: In the parking lot at Eastgate. My friend in St. Louis had radio equipment he was doing it with.
Jessica: why would you do something that stupid?
Brad: It wasn’t me! I did find the whole thing pretty funny though.
Brad: It seems like you didn’t though.
Jessica: no, not really
Brad: Well, at least you can appreciate how easy work normally is now that you had to go through that.
Jessica: trust me, that wasn’t the worst thing we’ve ever had to go through
Brad: Really? What’s worse than that?
Jessica: a lot
Jessica: how did you know all of our names?
Brad: I don’t think we did. Maybe we just heard you guys say them over the radios. Neither of us know any of the employees there.
Brad: I’ll leave you alone now. I just happened across your profile and noticed that you worked there. Thanks a lot for talking to me about it!
Jessica: no wait
Brad: And I promise it won’t happen again. :)
Jessica: it can’t happen again
Brad: Why not?
Jessica: we got our system fixed so noone can tap into it
Brad: Haha, that’s what you think. It would be simple to do again.
Jessica: yeah ok
Brad: They just changed the PL tone. It’s a code that is played whenever you talk into the headsets. The frequency never changed, I can still listen to Taco Bell on my police scanner. It would take less than 15 minutes to figure out the new PL tone.
Jessica: if your friend lives in stl why would he come all the way here to screw around?
Brad: I live in Alton and we’re friends.
Jessica: gotcha
Jessica: so why didn’t you go to alton taco bell?
Brad: I think that Taco Bell was torn down at the time, wasn’t it?
Jessica: uh no
Jessica: that was only about a year ago
Brad: Hmm. Well I never go to Alton’s to eat. East Alton’s is closer to where I live.
Jessica: how old are you?
Brad: late 20′s
Jessica: and you’re that immature? wow, that’s not much to say
Brad: Hey, I’ve really got to get going. Thanks again for talking to me.
Brad: Yes, I’m very immature and have no life. You got me figured out.
Jessica: yeah, you have a great time, by the way
Jessica: if you would have been caught, you would have gotten in SO much trouble
Jessica: we had police involved and everything
Brad: Yep, I realize that. Good thing we didn’t get caught!
Jessica: b/c of the threat to herb
Brad: Which threat?
Jessica: telling him to go over to sonic or w/e cuz you’ll kick his ass
Brad: Ahh, that threat.
Jessica: are you done talking to me now
Brad: I suppose so. Not really much else to talk about with you.
Jessica: jee thanks
Brad: Well no offense or anything. :) I just don’t know you.
Jessica: yeah well, it’s a good thing, cuz i’d hit you for doing somethign that stupid if you did
Brad: I sure don’t wanna get hit.
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HAHAHAHAHA… how can somebody take a job at Taco Bell so seriously?
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dude im not gunna lie thats hilarious!!!
I love how the legacy of this pranks just keeps going on. 2008 and there’s new developments in the story heh.
That webcam snap of her… let me guess… (Jessica’s brain): “Well self, we’re really not all that cute, so let’s halfway break our neck in this emo pose, to be sure to get cleavage (or our pitiful excuse for cleavage) in the shot, ok? Ok, sounds good self.”
ahhaaa this is great im so doing this.. can you tell me DIRECT brands like the exact brand of your toaster you used and the cb radio and the total of price(or guesstamate)