Instant Messages: Tannest

A few years back, I created a profile for Tannest. Then I started messaging everyone in Bend, hoping somebody would know her. I didn’t have much luck, but some of the conversations are humorous. You’ll notice a lot of them making references to her boobs. This is because my profile picture was the picture of her flashing her webcam. Some of these are guys trying to chat with me. But then a lot of them are me trying to chat with people in Bend, Oregon.

Tannest: MATT!?!?
fdm_scenic: no it’s his mom on line doing my ancestry stuff
fdm_scenic: i’am all most done and matt will be on line in a few minutes
Tannest: Well FUCK ME. Tell Matt I said to hit me up with an IM later tonight. Aight, bitch?
Tannest: Thanks.
fdm_scenic: you kiss your parents or anybody with that mouth. i don’t think i want matt to talk to you with a mouth and english like that
Tannest: Well it’s not really your decision, is it? I think Matt is old enough to choose his own friends.
fdm_scenic: that maybe true but i know he likes women with brains and good speech
Tannest: And women who know how to capitalize letters in their sentences, right? Man he must hate you!
Tannest: Well I guess you’re not going to talk to me anymore. Have fun being a failure as a mom.

justhrny56: stunning b&w photo of you ms SamKayyy

roymjr1: hey there
roymjr1: how are you today
roymjr1: im in bend too
roymjr1: hi there honey

alwyzup4fun: nice tits!!

islandwanderlust: Gorgeous pic!!! Makes me want to move to Bend !

realbigdaddy52: hi there im a 25 m in eugene w a pic care to chat hun

kdn_364: cute pic…Love natural breasts! But am curious about the link….is that you being discussed?
kdn_364: are you tannest?

free_4_the_right_price: great pic, noce chest thanks for sharing, I needed to smile

cozmicdon: Hey Bend guy here
cozmicdon: Very nice picture

Tannest: I know you, don’t I?
amandadanyelle: i don’t know…do you?
Tannest: No
Tannest: Better to just ignore me.

Tannest: I know you, don’t I?
asci_blue: uuummm..maybe
asci_blue: where do you think you know me from?
Tannest: I don’t, I was just fucking with random people.
Tannest: Just ignore me.
asci_blue: married but looking?
Tannest: No, that’s yet another lie of mine.
asci_blue: aahh
asci_blue: too bad, you look like fun.
Tannest: Nah, I’m actually a horrible companion. You can’t do much worse than me.
asci_blue: hm…
asci_blue: still too bad, cause you really do look like fune
asci_blue: fun sorry, just got back from work and out of the fridged north
Tannest: Fune is my middle name.
Tannest: Samantha Fune Dahl.
asci_blue: O.o
asci_blue: nifty

Tannest: I know you, don’t I?
avonlady709: i don’t know do u?
avonlady709: who r u?
Tannest: i r i don’t no

Tannest: Hey Derek, I believe me and you met last summer didn’t we?
darathus: when and where?
Tannest: well never mind if you’re going to get an attitude about it.
darathus: sorry, didn’t mean to come off like that
Tannest: yeah whatever. i’m putting you on iggy. Take THAT.

Tannest: Hey, I know you don’t I?
devo033: i dont know
devo033: whwere do you live
Tannest: outer space. HAHAHAAHA!. I’m a comedian like that.
devo033: are you in Salem
Tannest: Bend.
devo033: may i ask how you figure you might know me.
Tannest: I don’t.
Tannest: I was lying.

Tannest: Jose? That must be French!
Tannest: Like French Fries. But without the Fries. And minus the capital letters.
joeluisgar: who is this
Tannest: Nobody. just ignore me.
Tannest: I’ll lose interest quickly.

Tannest: Hey, I know you. Remember meeting me?
maskedcato: when??

jack_off888: you have a lovely set of tits
jack_off888: do you have plans tomorrow?
Tannest: I’m going to be rubbing my tits all over the place, all crazy-like.
jack_off888: would you like to rub them on my dick?
Tannest: I have a headache, leave me the fuck alone.
jack_off888: sorry , ok
jack_off888: is it ok if i add you?
Tannest: nope. But that’s a big dick you got there, Jerry.
jack_off888: ok, sorry. bye

Tannest: Hey, Gregg. You got a lot of fucking G’s in your name.
Tannest: I bet people mispronounce your name all the time.
fish4646: two more in my last name
fish4646: lol
Tannest: Oh fucking shit.
Tannest: How do you live with it?
fish4646: i love it!
fish4646: how the hell are you this evening, and to what do i owe this unexpected surprise of an instant mssg?
Tannest: I’m a guy.
Tannest: Want to cyber?
fish4646: i don’t cyber with men, sorry
Tannest: DAMN. It usually works. Oh well, can’t win ’em all.
fish4646: lmao
Tannest: I’m not really a guy.
Tannest: I’m, uh, a girl!@
fish4646: oh, teasing me are ya?
Tannest: Yes. Me being a guy, I know other guys like that.
fish4646: lol
fish4646: may i ask how young you are?
Tannest: It’s on my profile
fish4646: well now
fish4646: that is certainly not the photograph of a man!
Tannest: Oh, well I MUST be a woman then. Cause no man could get past that kind of verification!
fish4646: lol
fish4646: i see you’re in Bend
fish4646: so miss samantha…
fish4646: besides teasing poor unsuspecting men, what are you up to this evening?
Tannest: Just stroking my cock here is all.
Tannest: It’s hard to type when doing that.
fish4646: you’re really going to have to stop that and pick a gender
fish4646: did you find another victim to tease?
Tannest: yeah
fish4646: unlucky bastard
fish4646: lol
Tannest: You’re old hat now.
fish4646: lol
fish4646: obsolete in a matter of minutes
fish4646: that sucks
Tannest: Yep.
Tannest: Another 5 minutes and I will have successfully harassed everyone in Bend.
fish4646: well, have fun and thanks for the tease
Tannest: no problem!
fish4646: if you’re actually a woman, feel free to tease me anytime
Tannest: i’m a guy
fish4646: in that case, go tease some more poor shleps
Tannest: okay. have a good evening!
fish4646: you too

Tannest: Katie, remember meeting me last summer?
doozer729: no.. should i?
Tannest: No.
Tannest: We didn’t really meet.
Tannest: I tricked you a good one there, didn’t I?
doozer729: heh.
doozer729: so much drama for someone in a small town… lol where’d you find me at?

Tannest: Ya know??
robert97702: you know
Tannest: No.
robert97702: me neither
Tannest: As long as we agree.
robert97702: i agree with you
robert97702: good pic in profile

Tannest: YO Keith. You remember me, right?
musicman_62: mmmmmmmmmmmm not sure
musicman_62: hint
Tannest: No hints.
musicman_62: np
musicman_62: come on
Tannest: Sucks to be you.
musicman_62: nope sucks to be you i dont remeber you LOL
Tannest: That’s cause we never met. I lied!
Tannest: Ho ho ho! I’m a good liar, i am!
musicman_62: well there you go
musicman_62: i remeber the game are you falling blocks
musicman_62: i beive i know you
musicman_62: whats up why do you know my name
Tannest: I know everything about you!
musicman_62: im 40 something memory is failing lol
Tannest: Everything you put in your profile, anyway.
musicman_62: hang on my game is almost over
Tannest: i don’t really want to talk to you when you’re done. fuck off now. i mean it.
musicman_62: why the contact ?
Tannest: no really, quit talking to me.
musicman_62: yea eat shit
Tannest: up yours, dickface
musicman_62: hahahahahha
musicman_62: nope not at all you are the dick face and i dont remeber you you stupid fucking homo
musicman_62: 1996 must be your birth year
Tannest: Tannest: no really, quit talking to me.
musicman_62: hey
musicman_62: you would think i would remeber that saggy pair lol
musicman_62: 24 years old but your tits look like there about 40 just wait tell 40 you will be triping on them lmaop at u
musicman_62: you are one rude chick
musicman_62: i’m normaly not so mean but you braught it out

Tannest: hi
ares_chris: hello
ares_chris: Well then
ares_chris: What u want from me ?
Tannest: Nothing. Go away.
ares_chris: Then?
ares_chris: Why did u started talking ?
ares_chris: talking ?
ares_chris: I dont like this
Tannest: Me either. Get lost.

Tannest: MATT
matt_sychr: who in the hell are u?
matt_sychr: u have some nasty looking tits..

rob_sigmund: damn girl i like women whose nipples are dark then there skin tone
rob_sigmund: ive seen you????

jayknudtson69: you really need to change the picture, Maybe just a new one of your tits

eroticguyinsalem: VERY nice tits….yummy!

markcox11: NICE TITS

i_speak_cunnilingual: Nice profile photo, SamKay!

firefighter698869: damn nice tits
firefighter698869: do you like very very oral men
firefighter698869: i come thru bend ever week

ru_wearin_panties_1999: great tits

uberdom_cantstopme: phone loosers are the shit@
uberdom_cantstopme: your hella cool
uberdom_cantstopme: nice boobs too!

zionbound420: wow what a rack

raiderfreak4eva: damn..nice set of breasts..

Keep in mind, most of the men who complimented her breasts were at least in their late 40’s.