Below is a year-by-year rundown of how my life has gone so far. Sort of.

• Started up a new website - signhacker.com.
  
• Was accused of being involved in the high-profile kidnapping/murder of Jonbenet Ramsey. (Here’s the PLA writeup on it.)

• Jammie visits Albany and we drive up to Seattle for a few days to see her relatives and be tourists.
  
• Some completely random girl on Facebook sets up a group for me, honoring my untimely death.
  
• The kids and I fly to Illinois to see my brother get married.
  
• Impersonated River Phoenix at a Stand By Me festival.
  
• The Spessas visited Albany and we drove to Reno for a few days.
  
• Drove to Idaho and stayed there for about a week.
  
• Bought a cat! The kids named him Charcoal.
  
• Started volunteering at the homeless shelter.
  
• After exactly two years of living on Elm Street, we moved to a new place.

• Visited Jammie in NYC for two weeks.
  
• Jammie visits Albany a few times.
  
• I discover that I really like podcasts and start up PLA Radio.
  
• Spent a few days in Idaho.
  
• Drove to San Francisco, picked up Jammie and drove back.
  
• The Spessas visited me and we launched UFOs into the air.
  
• Spent a few more days in Idaho.
  
• Flew to Illinois with the kids for Christmas at my parents.

Here’s my rundown of how 2005 went…

• I take the kids back to Oregon after Christmas break, get stranded in the airport all night
  
• I fear for my life in a college cafeteria
  
• I spend 3 weeks in Idaho for Spring break.
  
• Drove to Texas to see my best friend get married. And I re-meet an old friend named Jammie.
  
• Got to take care of a farm for a week.
  
• Went to a Galactic Picnic
  
• Picked up the kids for their summer in Illinois
  
• Jammie visits for a weekend
  
• Payton is suddenly over his fear of swimming
  
• The kids and I spend a week in Philadelphia and New York City
  
• Took the kids back to Oregon.
  
• Jammie visits me again.
  
• I take another trip to New York City.
  
• I stick an “I heart Satan” bumper sticker on a religious salesperson’s van.
  
• Tami and I drove to Hannibal, Missouri to visit Mark Twain’s boyhood home.
  
• Flew to Florida to meet Jammie and some other friends at Universal for Halloween Horror Night.
  
• After 8 years of living in Illinois, I moved to Oregon.
  
• Appeared on national television (CNBC) to talk about my anti-Walmart page.

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