CHORUS: Let's play the game like the devil says, It's not time to speak until I say it is, Your time is up because the devil says so, You understand that it's the devil's show. Play the rules the way the game is played, Or the devil's hands will take your life away, Each step is countered by a step of mine, Just like every time, every fucking time. VERSE ONE: curtis lee jones, the top fucking hacker is scaring the operator, threatening to smack her he's saying he'll choke my fucking neck too --dude you don't fucking get it, do you?-- i wish i was smarter to find the first clue but i'm just a punk-ass imbreeded fool --how stupid can you fuckin be?-- i guess i need to go to my libarry! i'm hardly a genius like you are on phones i don't have a central computer in my home tapping my lines and tracing my calls jesus curtis you're like a fucking god how do you get these impression footprints? --you made me a fucking god, bitch-- jesus what are you going to do to me curt? --dude you should have did your homework-- VERSE TWO: wow curtis this whole thing's a mess --i do have a way of getting your address-- i didn't mean to piss off a hacker this much i just wanted to hear you yell at me a bunch now it seems like my whole life is through --let me tell you exactly what i'm gonna do-- can you really find me through the telephone switch? --you best understand who you're fucking with-- please curtis jones just let me go free i'll never call your number again, you'll see you win this round curtis you're the fucking boss --now, motherfucker, you've pissed me off-- actually i'm kidding, your threats crack me up i know that you're nothing to be afraid of your crazy dillusions of your (leet) hacker past --i'm gonna be stomping a mudhole in your fuckin ass!-- (oh crap) actually i'm kidding, your threats make me laugh your crazy dillusions of your (leet) hacker past your limited language and complete lack of class --i'm gonna be stomping a mudhole in your fuckin ass!-- dillirious malaria --when you call my home you have respect-- or i could just never call you again better yet --duh you fuckin retard!-- --you really don't think so? -- 4--i am so fuckin popular-- 10--you're a dead little queer fucker-- 10--understand that queer boy-- 3--i control YOU bitch boy-- 5--i bet you would queer boy-- 5--i'm the fuckin one letting you talk-- 4--i am so fuckin popular-- 4--you don't even know, do you?-- --i'm gonna be stomping a mudhole in your fuckin ass!-- --duh you fuckin retard!-- --you really don't think so? -- altalp: you wanna come on down here and collect that? altalp: i'll drive the fuck up to your store altalp: i could go online right now and pull up my phone record which i'm through altalp: you're about to start seriously pissing me off altalp: do you fucking understand the words coming out of my mouth altalp: --when you call my home you have respect-- altalp: you come on fucking down here and charge me altalp: i have zero tolerance for motherfuckers like you altalp: let me tell you exactly what i'm gonna do altalp: now, motherfucker, you've pissed me off altalp: so i'm gonna tell you exactly how it is altalp: you best understand who you're fucking with altalp: i do have a way of getting your address use his laugh at the end clover dover grover nova quoter rover october best chest fest guess just unless mess quest rest test vest west yes zest chess yet check beck deck heck licked neck wrecked sex tech sucker trucker bar car far har par star spar tar lard card guard hard jarred lard start yard couch douse joust mouse cracker, jacket, packer, packet, racker, stacker, smacker, wacker, bones, cones, drones, phones, hones, loans, moans, gnomes, pwns, owns, roams, stoned, stones, tones, zones, comb dome foam loan moan gnome pwn ball dall fall gall hall lol lawl mall paul stall tall small wall see fee gee key lee me knee pee see tee wii rbcp libarry boo cue due food jew moo new poo sue too zoo bow doh go hoe joe low mow no know poe quote tow whoa yo bass dash fast gas last mass pass past stash staff tacks pizazz class bath path bash matt work berzerk curt dirt flirt girth hurt jerk kirk lurk perk quirk spurt turk off botch cough golf hoff hasslehoff laugh enough scoff stuff soft toss sauce boss dutch guts hutch lunch much punch such touch with fifth hitch lift niche rift rinse sith stiff tiff switch . you made me the biggest fucking god on the fuckin internet. i am so fucking popular, motherfucker. you don't even yet know, do you? i'm a fuckin god, motherfucker. i'm about one of the best fucking top elite fuckin hackers you'll ever fuckin run across, bitch boy. hey operator? this is some punk-ass bitch! now if you can't trace em down and sent it to the police station then shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin' phone! i've had it with these stupid fucking jackasses! they aint nothin but a punk-ass bitch! well let me tell you this, punk boy! wait til i do put my hands on your fuckin neck! excuse this, operator. it's a punk-ass little boy. that will soon get his teeth knocked out in jail. you're a fuckin' lame fuck! ------------------------------------------------ Curtis in Oregon_1 Yelling.mp3 "i call it fucking reality" Curtis Lee Jones04 - Telephonic Fucking Harassment.mp3 "(wife) what do you need? what can i help you with?" "you don't know shit" "telephonic fuckin harassment" Curtis Lee Jones05 - Impress Me.mp3 "(wife) come around here so i can beat your fuckin head in dick" Curtis Lee Jones06 - Fucking Hog Roast.mp3 "(wife) impress me motherfucker" "thats your stupid fucking mistake" "you motherfuckin piece of shit" "hog roastin" Curtis Lee Jones08 - Don't Drop The Soap Queer Boy.mp3 "voice on tape" "understand this son" "you crossed the boundries" "you broke federal law" "put THAT on the fuckin web page" "dude, you shoulda did your homework" "ass fuck" "you didn't do that" "they're already comin for you boy" Curtis Lee Jones09 - What's Your Favorite Color.mp3 "blood red" "what your fuckin address and phone number is, stupid little bitch" "phone harassment" "you know what that gets you?" "too bad, so sad" Curtis Lee Jones10 - I'd Have Her Suck My Dick.mp3 "you're a dead little queer fucker" "too bad you aint got a girlfriend cause i'd be having her suck my dick." curtis_lee_jones_i_have_no_friends.mp3 "you aint got no friends" Curtis_pizza2_by_altalp.mp3 "do you fuckin understand the words coming out of my mouth?" "i have zero tolerance for motherfuckers like you" CURTIS.WAV has lots of good yelling "aint nothing but a punk ass bitch!" On the song, run a bass drum only during the first 4 bars. -------------------------------------------------------------------- CURTIS.WAV - hey operator? this is some punk-ass bitch! now if you can't trace em down and sent it to the police station then shut the fuck up, get off the fuckin' phone! i've had it with these stupid fucking jackasses! they aint nothin but a punk-ass bitch! well let me tell you this, punk boy! wait til i do put my hands on your fuckin neck! excuse this, operator. it's a punk-ass little boy. that will soon get his teeth knocked out in jail. you're a fuckin' lame fuck! curtis - collect call to roy.wav - roy had a baby, it's a boy curtis11.mp3 - hey what's up man, how you like your little gay-ass shit, boy? yeah. what you mean what's gay about you man you're fucking all gay motherfucker. ohhh that ain't shit dude. you need to do your homework motherfucker. you ain't doing shit motherfucker. ooohhh you need to go back to look again son, i guess you're just not doing too good. your daddy still fucking your uncle? i figured so i knew you'd say that. ohhh. how'd you like those porn sites? oh you're little queer-ass fucker. don't think i fuckin ain't gotcha. don't you know what fucking impression footprints are. duh, you fuckin retard. you're such a fuckin lame fuck dude. yeah. the guy talking on the fuckin phone sucking his fucking daddy's dick. so how do you like that, huh? dude. you don't even yet begin to know how fuckin stupid you are man. not quite. can't be like magic can you. hahahahahahaha. (evil genius laugh) weird enoguh dude. i'm being weirder when i stomp a mud hole in your fucking punky little ass. hey man how did you like the fucking other numbers huh? you know what fuckin a used phone number is? queer boy, you haven't even yet begun to fucking think. you think you can fucking take a little fuckin adjective and shit fucking pull your little fucking game without leaving a fucking impression footprint? fucker now i'm gonna leave my footprint in your fuckin ass? you don't understand, i control YOU bitch boy. you don't get that, do you? you'll see soon enough. god man, lots of fucking inquiries about you gay little fuckers. hey uh. come on the computer and see how much of a hacker i am. oh that's right cause you can't afford with those loaner pants can you? you trash diggin little dick. just understand one thing, dude. you left the biggest impression man. you know my attorney's already fuckin got a fuckin court order bud. i've already got your address sittin on my fucking attorney's desk, dickwad. i'm gonna be fuckin laughing as i'm fucking running my cock right up your fuckin ass, motherfucker. you know, i hope you really like sitting in a 5x cell, motherfucker. a 5 x 7 cell you dickfuckinwad. you're so fuckin lame. you imbreeded fuckin motherfuck you are fuckin stupid. dude you don't even have a fucking clue how dumb you are, do you? see motherfucker, there's 3 ways you could go about doing things. 1, you're not smart enough to even come up with the first fucking clue asswipe. why do you think all you did. you know what, you JC and all them all you did? you made me a fucking god, bitch. you made me the biggest fucking god on the fuckin internet. i am so fucking popular, motherfucker. you don't even yet know, do you? you take that little gay-ass fucking roy site and shove it up your fuckin ass. you take major-losers. you know what? coourt order fucking pulled fucking mid valley bank. motherfucker, mid valley bank fucking rolled so fucking hard on JC it was fucking funny. same thing the fucking phone company did to your punk little ass boy. now all you gotta understand is one thing. you're gonna meet me son. and when you do, understand one thing. before you walk into the jail cell you're gonna walk out of that court room. and your fucking ass will fuckin meet the fuckin one. the greatest goddamn motherfucker you ever met in your life. cause i'm gonna be stompin a mudhole in your fuckin ass. boy. i bet you would queer boy. i'm the fucking one letting you talk, bitch boy. you don't understand that. curtis12.mp3 - (bad quality) i'm a fuckin god, motherfucker. i'm about one of the best fucking top elite fuckin hackers you'll ever fuckin run across, bitch boy. oh there's more than way. Curtis Lee Jones36 - "Ready to play the game? Lets play the game. devil says you don't speak til i say so. devil says your time is up when _i_ say so. devil says you will die by the hand of the devil. you understand that? play the rules the way the game is played. you take a step, i counter your step. like every fuckin tim-." curtis23.mp3 - fuckin lame little fuck. same place you're about to be going. well maybe there aint nobody there to update it. dude you don't fucking get it, do you? how stupid can you fuckin be? shit you wish, you still in school little boy. yeah i think you ought to, quake. quake's a fuckin loser. hey lemee tell you this. you know why i'm actually giving you a few minutes? for the simple fact, dude, you made a fucking grave mistake by dialing the number. tell me why you would do that. no, apparently it looks like some people got the fuck beat out of them like you're about to little bitch. you don't think so? you don't think so dude? you really don't think so? let me tell you something, dude. you better try another way of your phone call. because you don't get it do you? i don't need to explain it to you dude, all i know is i found you. in the fucking garbage dump motherfucker. oh fucking your mom, coming over to kick your fucking ass.