On my Yahoo profile, I list my occupation as a Freelance Police Officer. I think this is funny because it makes no sense. But people take it seriously sometimes, such as this guy who needs some help from a cop.

fraser_1984: brad are you a cop
fraser_1984: because i need help
brad_the_carter: no
fraser_1984: plz change prolie then
brad_the_carter: my profile is a very obvious joke. you’re too dense to get it.
brad_the_carter: and if you need a cop’s help, try going to a police station. you can usually find them there, smart guy.
fraser_1984: im in iraq
brad_the_carter: i don’t care
fraser_1984: fuck you and your ics crew
fraser_1984: the i cant stalk crew
brad_the_carter: learn how to type
fraser_1984: fuck you asshole
brad_the_carter: i love you, fraser
brad_the_carter: marry me?
brad_the_carter: don’t get all mad at me
brad_the_carter: you know, the best thing about being mad at each other…is that we get to make up later!
brad_the_carter: did you find a cop yet?
brad_the_carter: i know most cops hang out on Yahoo all day while they’re not busy protecting and serving.
brad_the_carter: Maybe if you try going into a teen channel and pick up on a 13-year-old, it’ll end up being a cop sting operation and you can talk to a cop that way.