A few thoughts to ponder…
Saturday, March 12th, 2005: A few thoughts to ponder…
No, of course I didn’t write those. But they’re pretty funny/true. Another little piece of hilarity is something a friend wrote to me in an email yesterday. “As far as finding a job… why don’t you try something like Taco Bell… I’m sure they would LOVE to have you on their side!” It’s only funny if you realize how much grief I’ve caused to my local Taco Bell.
I liked the “Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die” one. Also, I don’t see why the phone company doesn’t hire Phone Phreaks instead of those lame clean-cut, know-nothing employees. It seems like THEY would want us on THEIR side.