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Buyer is insisting that I leave him positive feedback. Won’t leave me alone.
Buyer charliegonzo ( 15 ) Mar-31-05 10:05 7501307621
Reply by charliegonzo: It took a few weeks for him the leave feedback, I just had asked that he do so. Apr-08-05 05:13
Item arrived, did my laundry. Seller xcceries ( 96882 ) Mar-13-05 06:20 6373970384
I am leaving nice and unsarcastic feedback, as required by Ebay. A+++!! Buyer thedodds ( 33 ) Feb-26-05 17:12 3877746226
What a terrible movie. But thanks! Seller mollyroyal ( 144 ) Feb-25-05 18:35 6368494119
Good item. Good seller. Good God. Seller edge_cellular ( 19059 ) Feb-25-05 18:35 6744472708
OMG GREAT TRANSACTION! Buyer steve505050 ( 72 ) Feb-07-05 19:51 7128928370
Reply by steve505050: Can’t really reply in a witty & earthly straight-forward manner…so gee thanks! Feb-10-05 09:11
If you had any idea how I used the vibrating feature on this phone… Tee Hee!
Seller justrstuf ( 438 ) Jan-28-05 08:41 5735165623
Thanks for buying the only button I have that’s not a cheap replica knockoff. Buyer jimkentucky ( 196 ) Jan-28-05 08:40 6147534779
A REAL man would be into C64’s and Apple IIe’s, not TRS-80’s. You wimp. Buyer mc68b09e ( 391) Jan-28-05 08:40 5157499983
This machine didn’t really fly around my house or do the dishes. Oh well…
Seller politicsstinks ( 340 ) Jan-28-05 08:40 8158565947
Didn’t pay me but said I better leave good FB or she would declare jihad on me.
Buyer spessa ( 132 ) Jan-28-05 08:35 6146704336
Reply by spessa: I didn’t say “jihad,” I said ‘I’LL DECLARE YEE-HAW” which is totally acceptable! Jan-28-05 12:37
Told me exactly what she was going to do with the item. Disgusting! Buyer pbchick ( 358 ) Jan-28-05 08:35 7128209755
Buyer really thinks that she is hot stuff but I’m doubting it. Buyer sexygodess007 ( 3 ) Jan-27-05 15:40 5739878831
This book had a lot of words in it. I read almost all of them. Seller enongabull ( 234 ) Dec-27-04 22:28 7117600775
Nothing says “I love you” like pirate Lego men! Seller danc33 ( 326 ) Dec-27-04 22:26 5941843573
I now know exactly how to win friends and influence people. THANK YOU! Seller thansonbooks ( 1938 ) Dec-27-04 22:25 4501728824
I haven’t finished this book yet, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt… Seller mamagub ( 453 ) Dec-27-04 22:25 6919426870
These Legos kept my kids entertained for a cross-country flight. Seller mdfehl ( 126 ) Dec-27-04 22:21 5943477550
You wacky British people, always buying things from me! Buyer ukquad.com ( 1116 ) Dec-27-04 22:21 6336858174
No words to describe buyer. They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful. Buyer pixels4c96 ( 312 ) Dec-27-04 22:15 6336857776
What can I say about Billy Carson that hasn’t already been said? Buyer billycarson2 ( 52 ) Dec-27-04 22:15 7111754516
Hope you don’t mind the bits of porn I spliced in, Tyler Durden style. Buyer showhouse-cinema ( 978 ) Dec-27-04 22:07 6336850956
Or are you just the king of a major industrial region of northeast Illinois? Buyer calumet_king ( 217 ) Dec-27-04 22:05 6336853133
Does your Ebay name refer to a long-stemmed ceremonial tobacco pipe? Buyer calumet_king ( 217 ) Dec-27-04 22:05 6336852211
Don’t let the hat fool you, man, the Pope’s a crazy farker! Seller coastal_path ( 296 ) Dec-27-04 21:58 3847248862
You bought a Socket Rocket from me. Doesn’t that sound pornographic? Buyer phzrsonstun ( 36 ) Dec-27-04 21:54 5726703967
Man oh man oh man oh man oh man! MAN! You know what I mean? Buyer ice_man18_99 ( 27 ) Dec-22-04 15:19 5726701910
Thanks for being my virtual girlfriend! Hope it makes people think I’m not gay. Buyer alex_eby ( 9 ) Dec-22-04 15:18 5726699427
I’m leaving you positive feedback so you better leave some for me too or else.
Buyer diego_bf109 ( 114 ) Dec-22-04 15:18 5131273471
9 out of 10 doctors recommend products that they’re paid to recommend. A++++ Buyer mrkell54 ( 44 ) Nov-04-04 22:51 5131269196
This guy didn’t pay me yet but what the heck, it’s been a crazy day! Buyer zhradford ( 45 ) Nov-04-04 22:49 5131265801
Good buyer, if you like buyers like that. I’m not saying I do. But he’s good. Buyer ccuser777 ( 184 ) Nov-04-04 22:48 5131271558
Isn’t it weird how sometimes you forget to put on your shoes when you wake up? Buyer coco_steve ( 494 ) Nov-04-04 22:39 5131262056
Seller paid me so fast that I question his sanity. A+++@$(*!#(&@$^*(@$*)!# Buyer mrkell54 ( 44 ) Nov-04-04 22:34 5131259480
The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine, do it with some style.
mrkell54 ( 44 ) Nov-04-04 22:33 5131255492
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tandy makes sucky computers, I sell them to you ccuser777 ( 184 ) Nov-04-04 22:31 5131254208
This guy has way too much CoCo computer stuff but he bought mine anyway.
mrkell54 ( 44 ) Nov-04-04 22:28 5131251942
64k of RAM. Because you’ll never need more than 64k. mrkell54 ( 44 ) Nov-04-04 22:28 5131250493
I had to attend an extra 2 hours of therapy after selling this item to you. jheinz2000 ( 24 ) Nov-04-04 22:27 5725975330
Swiped this cell phone off a dead hooker, hope all the blood came out! Buyer wa6z ( 4 ) Nov-04-04 22:12 5725972901
Filled up this mp3 player with mp3s of me brushing my teeth. Hope you liked it. Buyer drs3549 ( 298 ) Nov-04-04 22:10 5725970270
Seller promised me that this DVD had deleted nude scenes with John Ritter in it. Seller wildoneof2 ( 5390 ) Nov-04-04 22:09 6322087389
I hope you will derive decades of good, clean learning with this 2XL cartridge!
Buyer marlin4 ( 745 ) Nov-01-04 14:13 5927517449
Condoms are very important to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted apples.
Buyer phzrsonstun ( 36 ) Nov-01-04 14:13 5726703140
This buyer is not a Christian and I have a serious problem with that! Buyer spessa ( 132 ) Nov-01-04 14:13 5131248114
Reply by spessa: Christian Scientists are still Christians! Don’t Tread On Me! Nov-06-04 18:02
So here’s the thing with this buyer. This is a really long story but I assure y Buyer codaco_inc ( 115 ) Oct-21-04 16:42 5711748465
I’ve got hemmorhoids bad. Sometimes I just need the cream. Seller js*w ( 625 ) Oct-18-04 12:14 6327087138
Jimi Jimi 99, he’s so fine, I’m gonna make him mine. Oh Jimi Jimni 99! BAM! Seller jimi99goodnews ( 192 ) Jun-03-04 11:25 3676624648
Don’t let the hat fool ya, Sam Bozer is a crazy man! CRAZY. Seller sambozer ( 5452 ) Jun-03-04 11:22 3088428184
Book arrived quickly, didn’t smell like moth balls. VERY happy. D+ Seller sweethomeranch ( 276 ) Jun-03-04 11:22 3675963724
What’s a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? A++++ Seller mhzkid ( 3689 ) Jun-03-04 11:22 3088428189
Great magnetic antenna, using it for a fridge magnet to hold up drawings. Seller mhzkid ( 3689 ) Jun-03-04 11:22 3091375469
Paid quickly and didn’t curse at me. Good buyer! B++++++++++++++ Buyer pkirby-half ( 18 ) Jun-03-04 11:17 3680247909
Laptop mounts are all the rage in Alton, I’m glad to finally have one! Seller mobilelaptopmount_com ( 1325 ) Jun-03-04 11:14 3473409783
I bought this satanic PS2 game just so I could burn it with my church group.
Seller gamepro50 ( 7202 ) Jun-03-04 11:17 8108166497
My cat’s breath smells like catfood! Buyer bakem ( 29 ) Jun-03-04 11:14 3083404422
Using this battery to power my meth-lab. Working great so far! Seller eagleimportsales ( 7898 ) Jun-03-04 11:14 3466958226
Clipboard has scratches all over it! But it’s supposed to so that’s okay! Seller phebus1dog ( 729 ) May-27-04 06:38 3676939062
This panoramic map will aid in my hostile takeover of Alton, Illinois.
Seller zzl ( 41188 ) May-27-04 06:36 2231969094
Gold keychain arrived quickly,will use it to replace missing shower curtain ring Seller housilver ( 279 ) May-27-04 06:35 3676591621
Once left, I cannot edit or retract this feedback. So thank you for paying me.
Buyer member_902169 ( 1123 ) Jul-17-03 09:15 3032384556
Heath Ledger is my hero, as me buying this rare VHS undoubtedly proves. Seller treasures-u-want ( 3913 ) Jul-17-03 09:09 3335118137
Fast payment, all the money went to the church. Praise the Lord and thank you! Buyer cavrider1 ( 3 ) Jul-17-03 09:09 3421174059
There’s this switch on my dashboard. I don’t know what it does. But thanks!
Buyer kbredhead ( 62 ) Jul-09-03 14:11 3032386765
Item is haunted and I’m only selling it so the ghosts will get out of my house! Buyer jim19702 ( 232 ) Jul-09-03 14:09 3032385647
Paid quick! Please don’t use this mp3 player to steal from the RIAA! Buyer drjohn3044 ( 2 ) Jul-09-03 14:08 3032935121
Payment for wang extender received very promptly. Enjoy & good luck! Buyer timocouan ( 71 ) Jul-09-03 14:07 3032369723
Book arrived promptly and was not pissed on. Very happy! Seller thebookfinder ( 7843 ) May-06-03 20:02 3503919764
Wireless card received quickly, using it to balance the leg of a wobbly table. Seller www.abertek.com ( 21538 ) Mar-04-03 15:14 3400599402
When these items arrived, I immediately duct taped them to my dog’s butt.
Seller cellularfreak ( 26830 ) Aug-22-02 11:13 1363186044
Remote works great, I’m using it to control all of my sex and bondage equipment. Seller rknoerk ( 198 ) Aug-22-02 11:13 1369893914
fast shipment, I will use this new camera lens to set ants on fire! Seller www_cameratoys_com ( 4369 ) Jul-05-02 09:15 1361761106
Items arrived quickly,in good shape, will help in my quest for world domination. Seller mediumal ( 11936 ) Jun-27-02 11:30 1356506503
Fast payment (snicker), good transaction! Thanks Rebecca! Buyer beccalita ( 61 ) Mar-22-02 06:26 1504886922
Quick payment! Well not so quick as it was slow. But it was still good for me! Buyer beccalita ( 61 ) Mar-22-02 06:26 1504884058
item arrived quickly and works great! now I can watch 2 porn sites at once!
Seller lm1961 ( 1192 ) Feb-22-02 11:39 2001032597
Good seller, she gets to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Buyer mountainvalleyfarms ( 141 ) Jan-28-02 19:40 1503051877
Quick payment, money will all go to the church. Praise the Lord! Buyer msnyder654 ( 387 ) Jan-28-02 09:28 1504935145
Buyer paid me all $12.50 with pennies but he was quick! Good transaction!
Buyer nicepears ( 47 ) Jan-28-02 09:28 1504925401
I hope the buyer enjoys the one good song on this CD! Buyer meganevec ( 63 ) Jan-15-02 16:10 1404853629
This guy likes Green Day but he’s still a fast payer. Buyer trendkill918 ( 54 ) Jan-15-02 16:10 1401998268
I will use the money from this transaction to buy lots and lots of drugs.
Buyer frikkingognomego!!! ( 57 ) Jan-15-02 16:02 1404853064
Wow. Fast. No I mean it. Buyer frikkingognomego!!! ( 57 ) Jan-15-02 16:02 1401994260
This guy’s fast payment saved my marriage. Buyer dtm40oz ( 15 ) Jan-15-02 16:02 1401992908
quick payment. not fast or speedy or anything. Just quick! Buyer elgyn1 ( 48 ) Jan-14-02 06:16 1402137397
Buyer paid extrememly fast, I used the money to buy lots and lots of crack. Buyer met2x4 ( 76 ) Jan-07-02 08:26 1402002134
Payment received within 3 hours via delivery monkey. Monkey wanted a tip though
Buyer vwhippybug ( 6 ) Jan-07-02 08:21 1401995838
Seller drove 100 miles to my house so I wouldn’t have to wait for shipping! Seller mbetz1848 ( 14650 ) Jan-06-02 14:32 1400031859
I have 2 cats. Ones name is Buttercup and the other is Aerial. Buyer tgarcia622 ( 41 ) Jan-06-02 14:32 1401991004
Quick payment, he paid me within 36 seconds of auction ending! Buyer tgarcia622 ( 41 ) Jan-06-02 14:32 1401992113
FAST PAYMENT. AREN’T ALL CAPS REALLY FRIGGING ANNOYING?????? Buyer indypokey ( 37 ) Jan-06-02 14:32 1402000670 Buyer kept pestering me to personally autograph the CD but she sure paid quick!
Buyer swankgirl666 ( 1390 ) Jan-06-02 14:32 1401997059
I’ve used these Chinese learning tapes to fool my friends and family. Seller desertdvds ( 1731 ) Dec-24-01 08:12 1293124073
This tshirt made a perfect dustrag to clean my house with! Seller jcmusser ( 2730 ) Dec-01-01 20:12 1023730018
Seller keeps pestering me to hurry up and leave feedback. Go away seller.
Seller digsy99 ( 59 ) Dec-01-01 20:12 1293097861
Reply by digsy99: Didn’t pester, emailed ONCE saying I’ve left feedback and that he do the same Dec-03-01 20:09
Seller didn’t get mad at me when I didn’t pay for my winning bid. Nice guy!
Seller 760101 ( 1077 ) Nov-01-01 12:59 1472511832
I ran out of toilet paper and used this shirt to wipe my bottom. Worked great!
Seller knight_redwolf ( 69 ) Oct-30-01 12:18 1647243175
I like to have sex with farm animals. This has nothing to do with this auction.
Seller patton428 ( 59 ) Oct-30-01 12:16 1647087095
Reply by patton428: I like farm animals…not as much as that, but hey! whatever floats your boat! Oct-31-01 19:01
This guy paid me with PayPal and my shoes fell off. I’m sad, yet happy. Wow.
Buyer mark6727 ( 18 ) Oct-10-01 15:47 1281067383
quick payment. paid fast, payment received promptly, you get the idea Buyer sparky201 ( 56 ) Oct-10-01 07:25 1280644789
fast payment, netsexed me in exchange for shipping costs, was good netsex. Buyer dcombs71306xpw ( 172 ) Oct-10-01 07:25 1279007398
Item arrived so fast that my head spun. I am in the hospital now. Thanks Jenny
Seller grayelf73 ( 285 ) Sep-28-01 13:56 1461765995


Now go read the feedback I’ve received

2 comments

  • I just laughed at a 3 legged dog then stole candy from a baby. Goodtimes.
    Then a cop asked me for ID and broken my nose when i told him i’ve been banging his wife for the past 2 months.
    Yeah, this has nothing to do with your post. But hey, i’ve got important things to talk about to.

  • this is pretty funny stuff, i dont know how you made every post so clever, witty sunna bitch :D

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