Ebay Feedback I’ve Left
|Comment||Left For||Date / Time||Item #|
|Buyer is insisting that I leave him positive feedback. Won’t leave me alone.
||Buyer charliegonzo ( 15 )||Mar-31-05 10:05||7501307621|
|Reply by charliegonzo: It took a few weeks for him the leave feedback, I just had asked that he do so.||Apr-08-05 05:13|
|Item arrived, did my laundry.||Seller xcceries ( 96882 )||Mar-13-05 06:20||6373970384|
|I am leaving nice and unsarcastic feedback, as required by Ebay. A+++!!||Buyer thedodds ( 33 )||Feb-26-05 17:12||3877746226|
|What a terrible movie. But thanks!||Seller mollyroyal ( 144 )||Feb-25-05 18:35||6368494119|
|Good item. Good seller. Good God.||Seller edge_cellular ( 19059 )||Feb-25-05 18:35||6744472708|
|OMG GREAT TRANSACTION!||Buyer steve505050 ( 72 )||Feb-07-05 19:51||7128928370|
|Reply by steve505050: Can’t really reply in a witty & earthly straight-forward manner…so gee thanks!||Feb-10-05 09:11|
|If you had any idea how I used the vibrating feature on this phone… Tee Hee!
||Seller justrstuf ( 438 )||Jan-28-05 08:41||5735165623|
|Thanks for buying the only button I have that’s not a cheap replica knockoff.||Buyer jimkentucky ( 196 )||Jan-28-05 08:40||6147534779|
|A REAL man would be into C64’s and Apple IIe’s, not TRS-80’s. You wimp.||Buyer mc68b09e ( 391)||Jan-28-05 08:40||5157499983|
|This machine didn’t really fly around my house or do the dishes. Oh well…
||Seller politicsstinks ( 340 )||Jan-28-05 08:40||8158565947|
|Didn’t pay me but said I better leave good FB or she would declare jihad on me.
||Buyer spessa ( 132 )||Jan-28-05 08:35||6146704336|
|Reply by spessa: I didn’t say “jihad,” I said ‘I’LL DECLARE YEE-HAW” which is totally acceptable!||Jan-28-05 12:37|
|Told me exactly what she was going to do with the item. Disgusting!||Buyer pbchick ( 358 )||Jan-28-05 08:35||7128209755|
|Buyer really thinks that she is hot stuff but I’m doubting it.||Buyer sexygodess007 ( 3 )||Jan-27-05 15:40||5739878831|
|This book had a lot of words in it. I read almost all of them.||Seller enongabull ( 234 )||Dec-27-04 22:28||7117600775|
|Nothing says “I love you” like pirate Lego men!||Seller danc33 ( 326 )||Dec-27-04 22:26||5941843573|
|I now know exactly how to win friends and influence people. THANK YOU!||Seller thansonbooks ( 1938 )||Dec-27-04 22:25||4501728824|
|I haven’t finished this book yet, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt…||Seller mamagub ( 453 )||Dec-27-04 22:25||6919426870|
|These Legos kept my kids entertained for a cross-country flight.||Seller mdfehl ( 126 )||Dec-27-04 22:21||5943477550|
|You wacky British people, always buying things from me!||Buyer ukquad.com ( 1116 )||Dec-27-04 22:21||6336858174|
|No words to describe buyer. They should’ve sent a poet. So beautiful.||Buyer pixels4c96 ( 312 )||Dec-27-04 22:15||6336857776|
|What can I say about Billy Carson that hasn’t already been said?||Buyer billycarson2 ( 52 )||Dec-27-04 22:15||7111754516|
|Hope you don’t mind the bits of porn I spliced in, Tyler Durden style.||Buyer showhouse-cinema ( 978 )||Dec-27-04 22:07||6336850956|
|Or are you just the king of a major industrial region of northeast Illinois?||Buyer calumet_king ( 217 )||Dec-27-04 22:05||6336853133|
|Does your Ebay name refer to a long-stemmed ceremonial tobacco pipe?||Buyer calumet_king ( 217 )||Dec-27-04 22:05||6336852211|
|Don’t let the hat fool you, man, the Pope’s a crazy farker!||Seller coastal_path ( 296 )||Dec-27-04 21:58||3847248862|
|You bought a Socket Rocket from me. Doesn’t that sound pornographic?||Buyer phzrsonstun ( 36 )||Dec-27-04 21:54||5726703967|
|Man oh man oh man oh man oh man! MAN! You know what I mean?||Buyer ice_man18_99 ( 27 )||Dec-22-04 15:19||5726701910|
|Thanks for being my virtual girlfriend! Hope it makes people think I’m not gay.||Buyer alex_eby ( 9 )||Dec-22-04 15:18||5726699427|
|I’m leaving you positive feedback so you better leave some for me too or else.
||Buyer diego_bf109 ( 114 )||Dec-22-04 15:18||5131273471|
|9 out of 10 doctors recommend products that they’re paid to recommend. A++++||Buyer mrkell54 ( 44 )||Nov-04-04 22:51||5131269196|
|This guy didn’t pay me yet but what the heck, it’s been a crazy day!||Buyer zhradford ( 45 )||Nov-04-04 22:49||5131265801|
|Good buyer, if you like buyers like that. I’m not saying I do. But he’s good.||Buyer ccuser777 ( 184 )||Nov-04-04 22:48||5131271558|
|Isn’t it weird how sometimes you forget to put on your shoes when you wake up?||Buyer coco_steve ( 494 )||Nov-04-04 22:39||5131262056|
|Seller paid me so fast that I question his sanity. A+++@$(*!#(&@$^*(@$*)!#||Buyer mrkell54 ( 44 )||Nov-04-04 22:34||5131259480|
|The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine, do it with some style.
||mrkell54 ( 44 )||Nov-04-04 22:33||5131255492|
|Roses are red, violets are blue, Tandy makes sucky computers, I sell them to you||ccuser777 ( 184 )||Nov-04-04 22:31||5131254208|
|This guy has way too much CoCo computer stuff but he bought mine anyway.
||mrkell54 ( 44 )||Nov-04-04 22:28||5131251942|
|64k of RAM. Because you’ll never need more than 64k.||mrkell54 ( 44 )||Nov-04-04 22:28||5131250493|
|I had to attend an extra 2 hours of therapy after selling this item to you.||jheinz2000 ( 24 )||Nov-04-04 22:27||5725975330|
|Swiped this cell phone off a dead hooker, hope all the blood came out!||Buyer wa6z ( 4 )||Nov-04-04 22:12||5725972901|
|Filled up this mp3 player with mp3s of me brushing my teeth. Hope you liked it.||Buyer drs3549 ( 298 )||Nov-04-04 22:10||5725970270|
|Seller promised me that this DVD had deleted nude scenes with John Ritter in it.||Seller wildoneof2 ( 5390 )||Nov-04-04 22:09||6322087389|
|I hope you will derive decades of good, clean learning with this 2XL cartridge!
||Buyer marlin4 ( 745 )||Nov-01-04 14:13||5927517449|
|Condoms are very important to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted apples.
||Buyer phzrsonstun ( 36 )||Nov-01-04 14:13||5726703140|
|This buyer is not a Christian and I have a serious problem with that!||Buyer spessa ( 132 )||Nov-01-04 14:13||5131248114|
|Reply by spessa: Christian Scientists are still Christians! Don’t Tread On Me!||Nov-06-04 18:02|
|So here’s the thing with this buyer. This is a really long story but I assure y||Buyer codaco_inc ( 115 )||Oct-21-04 16:42||5711748465|
|I’ve got hemmorhoids bad. Sometimes I just need the cream.||Seller js*w ( 625 )||Oct-18-04 12:14||6327087138|
|Jimi Jimi 99, he’s so fine, I’m gonna make him mine. Oh Jimi Jimni 99! BAM!||Seller jimi99goodnews ( 192 )||Jun-03-04 11:25||3676624648|
|Don’t let the hat fool ya, Sam Bozer is a crazy man! CRAZY.||Seller sambozer ( 5452 )||Jun-03-04 11:22||3088428184|
|Book arrived quickly, didn’t smell like moth balls. VERY happy. D+||Seller sweethomeranch ( 276 )||Jun-03-04 11:22||3675963724|
|What’s a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? A++++||Seller mhzkid ( 3689 )||Jun-03-04 11:22||3088428189|
|Great magnetic antenna, using it for a fridge magnet to hold up drawings.||Seller mhzkid ( 3689 )||Jun-03-04 11:22||3091375469|
|Paid quickly and didn’t curse at me. Good buyer! B++++++++++++++||Buyer pkirby-half ( 18 )||Jun-03-04 11:17||3680247909|
|Laptop mounts are all the rage in Alton, I’m glad to finally have one!||Seller mobilelaptopmount_com ( 1325 )||Jun-03-04 11:14||3473409783|
|I bought this satanic PS2 game just so I could burn it with my church group.
||Seller gamepro50 ( 7202 )||Jun-03-04 11:17||8108166497|
|My cat’s breath smells like catfood!||Buyer bakem ( 29 )||Jun-03-04 11:14||3083404422|
|Using this battery to power my meth-lab. Working great so far!||Seller eagleimportsales ( 7898 )||Jun-03-04 11:14||3466958226|
|Clipboard has scratches all over it! But it’s supposed to so that’s okay!||Seller phebus1dog ( 729 )||May-27-04 06:38||3676939062|
|This panoramic map will aid in my hostile takeover of Alton, Illinois.
||Seller zzl ( 41188 )||May-27-04 06:36||2231969094|
|Gold keychain arrived quickly,will use it to replace missing shower curtain ring||Seller housilver ( 279 )||May-27-04 06:35||3676591621|
|Once left, I cannot edit or retract this feedback. So thank you for paying me.
||Buyer member_902169 ( 1123 )||Jul-17-03 09:15||3032384556|
|Heath Ledger is my hero, as me buying this rare VHS undoubtedly proves.||Seller treasures-u-want ( 3913 )||Jul-17-03 09:09||3335118137|
|Fast payment, all the money went to the church. Praise the Lord and thank you!||Buyer cavrider1 ( 3 )||Jul-17-03 09:09||3421174059|
|There’s this switch on my dashboard. I don’t know what it does. But thanks!
||Buyer kbredhead ( 62 )||Jul-09-03 14:11||3032386765|
|Item is haunted and I’m only selling it so the ghosts will get out of my house!||Buyer jim19702 ( 232 )||Jul-09-03 14:09||3032385647|
|Paid quick! Please don’t use this mp3 player to steal from the RIAA!||Buyer drjohn3044 ( 2 )||Jul-09-03 14:08||3032935121|
|Payment for wang extender received very promptly. Enjoy & good luck!||Buyer timocouan ( 71 )||Jul-09-03 14:07||3032369723|
|Book arrived promptly and was not pissed on. Very happy!||Seller thebookfinder ( 7843 )||May-06-03 20:02||3503919764|
|Wireless card received quickly, using it to balance the leg of a wobbly table.||Seller www.abertek.com ( 21538 )||Mar-04-03 15:14||3400599402|
|When these items arrived, I immediately duct taped them to my dog’s butt.
||Seller cellularfreak ( 26830 )||Aug-22-02 11:13||1363186044|
|Remote works great, I’m using it to control all of my sex and bondage equipment.||Seller rknoerk ( 198 )||Aug-22-02 11:13||1369893914|
|fast shipment, I will use this new camera lens to set ants on fire!||Seller www_cameratoys_com ( 4369 )||Jul-05-02 09:15||1361761106|
|Items arrived quickly,in good shape, will help in my quest for world domination.||Seller mediumal ( 11936 )||Jun-27-02 11:30||1356506503|
|Fast payment (snicker), good transaction! Thanks Rebecca!||Buyer beccalita ( 61 )||Mar-22-02 06:26||1504886922|
|Quick payment! Well not so quick as it was slow. But it was still good for me!||Buyer beccalita ( 61 )||Mar-22-02 06:26||1504884058|
|item arrived quickly and works great! now I can watch 2 porn sites at once!
||Seller lm1961 ( 1192 )||Feb-22-02 11:39||2001032597|
|Good seller, she gets to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!||Buyer mountainvalleyfarms ( 141 )||Jan-28-02 19:40||1503051877|
|Quick payment, money will all go to the church. Praise the Lord!||Buyer msnyder654 ( 387 )||Jan-28-02 09:28||1504935145|
|Buyer paid me all $12.50 with pennies but he was quick! Good transaction!
||Buyer nicepears ( 47 )||Jan-28-02 09:28||1504925401|
|I hope the buyer enjoys the one good song on this CD!||Buyer meganevec ( 63 )||Jan-15-02 16:10||1404853629|
|This guy likes Green Day but he’s still a fast payer.||Buyer trendkill918 ( 54 )||Jan-15-02 16:10||1401998268|
|I will use the money from this transaction to buy lots and lots of drugs.
||Buyer frikkingognomego!!! ( 57 )||Jan-15-02 16:02||1404853064|
|Wow. Fast. No I mean it.||Buyer frikkingognomego!!! ( 57 )||Jan-15-02 16:02||1401994260|
|This guy’s fast payment saved my marriage.||Buyer dtm40oz ( 15 )||Jan-15-02 16:02||1401992908|
|quick payment. not fast or speedy or anything. Just quick!||Buyer elgyn1 ( 48 )||Jan-14-02 06:16||1402137397|
|Buyer paid extrememly fast, I used the money to buy lots and lots of crack.||Buyer met2x4 ( 76 )||Jan-07-02 08:26||1402002134|
|Payment received within 3 hours via delivery monkey. Monkey wanted a tip though
||Buyer vwhippybug ( 6 )||Jan-07-02 08:21||1401995838|
|Seller drove 100 miles to my house so I wouldn’t have to wait for shipping!||Seller mbetz1848 ( 14650 )||Jan-06-02 14:32||1400031859|
|I have 2 cats. Ones name is Buttercup and the other is Aerial.||Buyer tgarcia622 ( 41 )||Jan-06-02 14:32||1401991004|
|Quick payment, he paid me within 36 seconds of auction ending!||Buyer tgarcia622 ( 41 )||Jan-06-02 14:32||1401992113|
|FAST PAYMENT. AREN’T ALL CAPS REALLY FRIGGING ANNOYING??????||Buyer indypokey ( 37 )||Jan-06-02 14:32||1402000670||Buyer kept pestering me to personally autograph the CD but she sure paid quick!
||Buyer swankgirl666 ( 1390 )||Jan-06-02 14:32||1401997059|
|I’ve used these Chinese learning tapes to fool my friends and family.||Seller desertdvds ( 1731 )||Dec-24-01 08:12||1293124073|
|This tshirt made a perfect dustrag to clean my house with!||Seller jcmusser ( 2730 )||Dec-01-01 20:12||1023730018|
|Seller keeps pestering me to hurry up and leave feedback. Go away seller.
||Seller digsy99 ( 59 )||Dec-01-01 20:12||1293097861|
|Reply by digsy99: Didn’t pester, emailed ONCE saying I’ve left feedback and that he do the same||Dec-03-01 20:09|
|Seller didn’t get mad at me when I didn’t pay for my winning bid. Nice guy!
||Seller 760101 ( 1077 )||Nov-01-01 12:59||1472511832|
|I ran out of toilet paper and used this shirt to wipe my bottom. Worked great!
||Seller knight_redwolf ( 69 )||Oct-30-01 12:18||1647243175|
|I like to have sex with farm animals. This has nothing to do with this auction.
||Seller patton428 ( 59 )||Oct-30-01 12:16||1647087095|
|Reply by patton428: I like farm animals…not as much as that, but hey! whatever floats your boat!||Oct-31-01 19:01|
|This guy paid me with PayPal and my shoes fell off. I’m sad, yet happy. Wow.
||Buyer mark6727 ( 18 )||Oct-10-01 15:47||1281067383|
|quick payment. paid fast, payment received promptly, you get the idea||Buyer sparky201 ( 56 )||Oct-10-01 07:25||1280644789|
|fast payment, netsexed me in exchange for shipping costs, was good netsex.||Buyer dcombs71306xpw ( 172 )||Oct-10-01 07:25||1279007398|
|Item arrived so fast that my head spun. I am in the hospital now. Thanks Jenny
||Seller grayelf73 ( 285 )||Sep-28-01 13:56||1461765995|
I just laughed at a 3 legged dog then stole candy from a baby. Goodtimes.
Then a cop asked me for ID and broken my nose when i told him i’ve been banging his wife for the past 2 months.
Yeah, this has nothing to do with your post. But hey, i’ve got important things to talk about to.
this is pretty funny stuff, i dont know how you made every post so clever, witty sunna bitch :D